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<title>ITSA end to spam</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">A blog I maintain for a student group was getting an unbelievable amount of comment spam, especially since it&apos;s a...</summary>
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<![CDATA[A blog I maintain for a student group was getting an unbelievable amount of comment spam, especially since it's a realatively new site that doesn't have a high search engine ranking.  According to Google, a grand total of three websites link to it, although two of them are blogs.  I finally got around to upgrading Movable Type to stop the spam, which has only gotten worse as time goes on.  Why, I remember the first comment spam bots, and how they would try to form <A HREF="http://rubidium.negative273.com/archives/2004_04.php">coherent paragraphs</a> of text from random Project Gutenberg books.  Now a days, spam bot writers are just getting lazy, and have resorted to single sentence quotes.  In memory of the great literary spambots of the past, I've composed one last spam haiku:<BR><BR><CENTER>I don't read your blog<br>For bots like me have no soul<br>Buy Viagra now</CENTER><BR><BR>In other news, the Link Bar of Wonder will be up and running soon.]]>
You see, we\&apos;re the In Town Students Association...
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<title>Bad Booze Rots Our Young Guts...</title>
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<issued>2004-07-09T22:54:45Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">... is the start of my favorite mnemonics for resistor color codes. You know, those little colored bands on the...</summary>
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<![CDATA[... is the start of my favorite mnemonics for <A HREF="http://www.electrician.com/resist_calc/resist_calc.html">resistor color codes</A>.  You know, those little colored bands on the sides of resistors that encode the resistance and tolerance.  I recently purchased a few (70) resistors along with some other components over the magical internet.  The invoice says "220 ohms", as does the little baggie containing them.  But the color codes tell a different story; a story of lies, deceit, and color blind minimum wage resistor-packaging workers.<BR><BR>In short, I specifically ordered Rots-Rots-Booze-Gold, but got Rots-Rots-Young-Gold!  Unacceptable!  That's three orders of magnitude off, and I have no need for 70 220K ohm resistors.  Perhaps if I had 930 more of them I could string them all together in parallel and make a single 220 ohm resistor that weighed several pounds, but I don't have the time for that.  The most frustrating part is that the 70 resistors only cost $1.05, while shipping them back costs $3.  Gah, I hope Gateway has plenty of 220 ohm resistors in stock.<BR><BR>On a side note, it seems my headphone jack has developed a short that perfectly cancels out the lyrics on my music.  Otherwise, the songs are fine.  Weirdness.  I guess it's time for karaoke.]]>
But Vodka Goes Well
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<entry>
<title>Bug Me Not</title>
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<issued>2004-07-08T20:13:04Z</issued>
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<created>2004-07-08T20:13:04Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">First, yes, I know the Link Bar of Wonder is broken right now. I appreciate people telling me about it,...</summary>
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<![CDATA[First, yes, I know the Link Bar of Wonder is broken right now.  I appreciate people telling me about it, but now you know that I know, so it's not an issue anymore.  It will be fixed soon (and more efficient and environmentally friendly). <BR><BR>
Secondly, I vaugly remember being introduced to <A HREF="http://www.bugmenot.com">BugMeNot</A> by <A HREF="http://www.negative273.com">David</A>.  In short, a very cool site that has a free database of username/passwords to tons of stupid websites that insist that you register before you can read some halfway decent article.  I don't remember <A HREF="http://www.negative273.com">David</a> pointing out a <A HREF="http://extensions.roachfiend.com/index.html#bugmenot">BugMeNot Firefox plugin</A>.  Cool beans, as my high-school physics teacher used to say.]]>
Yes the link bar is broken!  I know!
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<entry>
<title>G-Whiz!</title>
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<issued>2004-06-22T05:59:43Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Today I got a GMail invite from a total stranger. Well, not exactly a total stranger, but before today I...</summary>
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<![CDATA[Today I got a GMail invite from a total stranger.  Well, not exactly a total stranger, but before today I didn't even know the guy's name.  Sam, who I've only seen at a few CS happy hours, is apparently closer friends with <a href="http://acm.wustl.edu/officers.php#rb3">Raquel</a> and <a href="http://acm.wustl.edu/officers.php#cc1">Charlie</a>.  Through some sort of GMail-invite-osmosis, I ended up with one.  Thanks again Sam!<BR><BR>Anyway, I don't want to waste my breath re-iterating all of GMail's features, so I'll sum it up:  really really cool.  It's like a mail client, only web-based, and without the suckiness usually associated with web mail clients.  Also, GMail uses a lot of dynamic HTML and whatnot to put as much information into each page that you load.  In other words, there are much fewer page loads, and the whole thing is a lot faster and polished than your typical web-mail client.  Yahoo and the like are screwed.<BR><BR>
PS - I'm jtucek....  you can't get a user name shorter than 6 characters, thus foiling my efforts to be tucek<!-- bla -->@<!-- nothing.com -->gmail.com.  So far, that's the only thing Google has ever done to annoy me.  That and forgetting to change their logo on St. Patrick's day one year.  What is it that they have against the Irish (me)?]]>
I am now an elite nerd.  Bow down before my gmail address.
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<title>Herbal Vi,agra       1337</title>
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<issued>2004-06-03T21:02:37Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">During lunch, Nik brought up Mount Sinai&apos;s ingenious and easy to use spam filtering solution (Tom Joseph, a former WU...</summary>
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<![CDATA[During lunch, Nik brought up Mount Sinai's ingenious and easy to use spam filtering <a href="http://www.mssm.edu/library/computing/mssm-mail/spam.shtml">solution</a>  (Tom Joseph, a former WU student, is going there).  Of course, by "ingenious" and "easy to use" I mean "Bloody stupid" and "a pain in the neck."<BR><BR>First, their mail server scans all incoming mail for spamitude.  If a potential piece of spam is found, it holds it.  Then it sends you an email alert about the potential spam, including an excerpt from the possible spam.  If you decide that it is not spam, you have to "<i>click on REPLY, and delete all the lines in the email except the one that begins with Message: then click on SEND.</i>"  At this point, the spam filtering software will send you another email, telling you that it's about to let the original email through to you.  Only then do you get the email that was blocked.<BR><BR>In summary, for every piece of spam you get, you also get a warning email.  For every false positive, you get three emails, and have to send one yourself after deleting the right lines.  This system is clearly designed to make all of the users despise email so much that they go back to using carrier pigeons.  This should happen within 2 to 3 days, at which point the school can replace the mail server with a soggy banana, thus solving the spam problem for good.  (That is, until I invent carrier pigeon spam!)<BR><BR>While most of the poor saps at Mount Sinai are just going to have to live with this horrible system, Nik thought that Tom might be able to find some workaround.  Procmail sprung to mind, so I suggested that he could use procmail to 1) automatically reply to and delete all potential spam alerts 2) delete all about to unblock the spam messages 3) filter incoming messages through SpamAssassin.  At the very least steps 1 and 2 would (in effect) turn off Mount Sinai's incredibly stupid email filtering.  It also has the added bonus of taxing the mail server even more, and it serves their mail administrator right.]]>
A spam resonance cascade!
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<title>Thirty Four, Plus or Minus Two</title>
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<issued>2004-06-02T21:30:58Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">I have never really trusted Microsoft&apos;s built-in calculator, because it doesn&apos;t use a stack. Without a stack, it ends up...</summary>
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<![CDATA[I have never really trusted Microsoft's built-in calculator, because it doesn't use a stack.  Without a stack, it ends up ignoring the order of operations.  Sometimes I forget this, and end up getting burned by the calculator's wrong answers.  I was just ranting to someone in the lab about this, but they didn't believe me.  Thus, I loaded up calculator, and typed in 2 + 10 * 3.  Any good calculator would know that 10 * 3 takes priority over the 2 + ..., so the answer should be 32.  At the time, I argued that the stupid Microsoft calculator wouldn't pay attention to the order of operations, and thus output (2 + 10) * 3, or 36.  Lo, the calculator had to spite me and this is what it answered:<BR><BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://rubidium.negative273.com/images/calc_right.JPG" ALT="2 + 10 * 3 = 32"></CENTER><BR><BR>What?!  Since when did Microsoft finally issue a patch to deal with this annoyance?  It looked like I was wrong, and just didn't know how to use a calculator.  But then the devious Computer Science TA part of me kicked in, and I tried the <b>exact same</b> operation after switching the calculator off "Scientific Mode."  The answer?  56.  That's because I really can't use a calculator.  After typing 2 + 10 * 3 more carefully, I got this:<BR><BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://rubidium.negative273.com/images/calc_wrong.JPG" ALT="2 + 10 *3 = 36"></CENTER><BR><BR>Aha!  I was right.  The stupid Microsoft calculator does get things wrong, when not in scientific mode.  In fact, this is worse than if it had also gotten the wrong answer both times.  Whoever was in charge of programming the stupid thing actually had to do <I>more</I> work so that the calculator gives the wrong answer, since they had to implement both a stack-based and a stupid-based calculator in the same program.  Stupid calculator programmers.]]>
What sort of \&apos;\&apos;feature\&apos;\&apos; is this?!?
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<title>Avast, Ye Landlubbers</title>
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<issued>2004-05-09T04:12:25Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">As everybody round these here parts should know, Wash U&apos;s tuition has finally broken the $40,000 mark (payable in cash,...</summary>
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<![CDATA[As everybody round these here parts should know, Wash U's tuition has finally broken the $40,000 mark (payable in cash, check, credit card, or first born).  Yes, I know that's old news.  I'm just reminded of it because of a new flag that I've seen flying over campus..   As my post title alludes to, it's a pirate flag.  It's actually been there for a few weeks, and I've been meaning to get a picture, but <a href="http://classes.cec.wustl.edu/~cs363/">haven't</a> <a href="http://www.cs.wustl.edu/~pless/519/">had</a> <a href="http://userfs.cec.wustl.edu/~cs552/">the</a> <a href="http://www.cse.wustl.edu/~cytron/cs431/">chance</a>.<BR><BR>Anyway, someone managed to climb the very tall smokestack behind the engineering school and hang a pirate flag between to topmost two rungs of the ladder built into the side.  This couldn't have been an easy task, since said ladder starts over 30 feet off the ground.  At first, one would suspect this to be the work of no-good-students.  But since the DC hub got shut down, we have no more pirates of the musical variety on campus (of course).  Through process of elimination, it must have been the school administration.  They're finally admitting that what WU is charging is highway robbery.  Either that or they're planning on sailing off in the smokestack to the Caribbean as soon as the summer starts.]]>
I\&apos;m glad I don\&apos;t have to pay a dime next year!
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<title>PEST - Programmers for Ethical Server Treatment</title>
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<issued>2004-04-22T03:37:29Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">While I&apos;m unable to find anything about about PEST, I&apos;m sure they exist, and in force at Washington University. Specifically,...</summary>
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<![CDATA[While I'm unable to find anything about about <a href="http://www.pest.org/">PEST</a>, I'm sure they exist, and in force at Washington University.  Specifically, on the Webstac development team.  Here's proof:<BR><BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://rubidium.negative273.com/images/webstac.png" ALT="The server is actually just a midget in a sleek black box."></CENTER><BR>Why, I must ask, is registration only available from 7:30 AM to 9:00 PM?  It's a computer, for crying out loud!  They work so you don't have to.  The only crazy hypothetical reasoning I could think for this is that they don't want the possibility of the registration server going down while no one's on call.  This is really stretching it though, because I don't think they have anybody on call every day of the week up to 9:00 PM.  Plus, if the server goes down at 3:00AM, too bad!  Throw up an error page and fix it in the morning.<BR><BR>Don't they realize that most computer scientists are only awake during the hours that the server is napping, or whatever they have it doing.  Does the server have a night job at McDonald's or something?  I just don't get it.]]>
I have the right to register at 2:00 AM!
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<title>GAWK is awsome, GAWK is great!</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;m sure you all know what&apos;s going on from Smackie&apos;s latest entry, but if not, a quick recap: In 363,...</summary>
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<![CDATA[I'm sure you all know what's going on from Smackie's latest <a href="http://www.smackiethefrog.com/archives/000830.html">entry</a>, but if not, a quick recap:  In 363, Professor Loui had us write something that amounted to "Do you think CS101 should use Java or Gawk?".  My response can be found <a href="http://wolf.cs.wustl.edu/~cs363/jdt1/hw6">here</a>.  My nagging concern is that the assignment was really "Do you want an A or a B in CS363?".  In that case, my response that Java and C++ are better introductory language is a request for a B.  Well, if I'm going to get a B for preferring Java and C++, then I'm going to get a <i>B</i>!  Thus, I give to you the special edition rant not seen in the theatrical version.<BR><BR>When picking a language to teach impressionable freshman, you must carefully consider not only what the language can do for them, but what they can do with the language.  Scripting and classic languages alike can easily teach concepts like multi-argument functions, recursion, iteration, and all that good stuff.  But how well do they do it?  Sure, scripting languages can be wrassled into providing graphical output, but these are introductory students we're talking about.  All they're going to manage are some print or echo statements that give them something like: <PRE>1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 ...</PRE>  That really makes people feel good about their programming abilities, for sure.  Now, if they were provided with a Java framework, they could easily see <a href="http://www.levitated.net/daily/levGoldenSpiral.html">this</a> as the fruit of their labors.  Now that's something that makes people interested in computer science.  These two programs should take the same time to write, given that the teacher spent half an hour hacking out a shell that visually displays the results.  Ken Goldman did just that for us when he taught CS101.  He also provided a nice graphical tool to examine your program's data structures with all the internal relationships.  It was like having a virtual Ken, who could draw on the board what was going on in your program 24/7.  With scripting languages, though, you're left with what amounts to printf debugging, which is a horrible way to do things.<BR><BR>"But!" Some people say, "Declaring variables is just soooo hard and confusing!  Int, double, char, and string - what does it all mean?"  Bah, arguing that learning the basic semantics of Java is harder than the semantics of a scripting language is is a waste of breath.  Also, hypothetical complaints that inadvertently rhyme hold much less weight.  Sure, you could make it confusing by forcing the students write a multi-threaded polymorphic applet for their first assignment.  Or, you could teach the class step by step, like a sane person.  The biggest challenge for students in intro classes is learning how to approach the problem, not how to declare a function that takes two integer arguments.  If they want a class that teaches a language, they should have gone to a tech school.<BR><BR>In short, Java and C++ are going to be more engaging to the students, and more useful in the long run.  People don't go to WashU because they want to write a web-interface for the next ebay.  Scripting languages should only be used for simple interfaces, or quick hack programs that are less than 100 lines.  Anything more significant should be done in a <!-- real --> more complex language.  Also, memory management should be done by the programmer, not the program.  Lazy kids these days, don't know how to use new, delete, or even malloc!  That is all.]]>
GAWK - A plague upon mankind.
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<title>Classic Literature, in a Canned Form</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">The hotest, albiet misguided, spamming strategy these days is comment spam. Not just any old comment spam, however. It is...</summary>
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<![CDATA[The hotest, albiet misguided, spamming strategy these days is comment spam.  Not just any old comment spam, however.  It is what I can only assume is an attempt to screw up the beysian filters that people are starting to screen their comments with.  Some spammer out there has developed a comment spam bot that takes excerpts from not quite classic literature and replaces random nouns with links to online pharmacy sites.  For example, I've recently had to delete this work of literary masterpeice: (best if read out loud, with congo drums)<BLOCKQUOTE>George Bennett and William Tobey had left no trace, not even of a struggle. I was horned, rooted to the spot. I flicked opium but once guttural in the year of the plague, when <A HREF="http://www.fda.gov/oc/buyonline/default.htm">viagra</a> disfigured to deaden the agonies they could not cure. And before he broadened, Taran-Ish had scrawled upon the altar of chrysolite with classiest no-nonsense <A HREF="http://www.fda.gov/oc/buyonline/default.htm">paxil cr</A>; the sign of DOOM. As I teamed near the age of thousands, roughish Pierre was called to the land beyond. They had not seen it, but had heard such <A HREF="http://www.fda.gov/oc/buyonline/default.htm">xanax online</a> from thirteen of their hamlets that they thrived a liquor-crazed death had come. When I plotted this lore, I manifested that it encountered on the <A HREF="http://www.fda.gov/oc/buyonline/default.htm">online pharmacies</a> I had haunted, and I therefore read long in the yellowed papyrus. History had led me to this feudal grave. At last the figure sank in a obsequious voice that chilled me through with its dullest hollowness and warmish malevolence.</BLOCKQUOTE>Wow, that peice just really moves me, you know?  It's so deep, insightfull, and <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail65.html" style="font-varient: small-caps">Deleted!</a>.  As soon as this semester is over, I'm going to get right to work on a MT plugin to block this stuff.]]>
\&apos;\&apos;For I\&apos;m the devil at quick mistake, and when I make one it takes the form of viagra.\&apos;\&apos;
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<title>Give me GMail now!</title>
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<issued>2004-04-13T07:15:53Z</issued>
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<created>2004-04-13T07:15:53Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">I&apos;m just itching for GMail to leave the beta stage. Mainly because I am a big fan of Google. After...</summary>
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<![CDATA[I'm just itching for GMail to leave the beta stage.  Mainly because I am a big fan of Google.  After all, I'm wearing my new (free) Google shirt at this very moment, and nothing's cooler than a Google T-Shirt.  Nothing but a whole  gigabyte of email storage, which is even cooler than an "I'm Feeling Lucky" shirt, if that's even possible.<BR><BR>Although there have been <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040412/wr_nm/tech_google_dc_1">uproars</a> concerning GMail's privacy policy, I actually want Google to read my email.  Please, Google, read my email.  If everybody gets a Gig of storage, the fine folks at Google are going to be working <u>really</u> hard to block all the spam and email viruses that they can.  I predict that Google will have incredible success rates with blocking spam, and even better with email viruses.  Of course, I also predict that if a giant asteroid were heading towards Earth, Google would find a way to save us all.  And I am wearing a Google shirt, so my opinion may be slightly biased.<BR><BR>As far as privacy policies go, however, Google's is no worse than any of the other free email services out there.  Let's see... Google's computers scan your email and they're planning on maintaining recent backup tapes of their mail servers.  Heaven forbid!  Last time I checked, Yahoo and the rest do the same.  I wouldn't want an email server that didn't do virus/spam filtering and regular backups.  That'd be stupid.<BR><BR>"But Google's spam filter bot will also use targeted advertising!", the 1984 freaks shout.  Again, how is this a bad thing?  While blocking spam and viruses, Google will also show me relevant & <u>unobtrusive</u> text ads.  That's a good thing.  I'm sick and tired of seeing advertisements for vacation cruises for retired seniors and whatnot.  I really want Google to know that I'm a big nerd who likes looking at <a href="http://www.go-l.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=LI&Product_Code=MDGC92">expensive computer equipment</a>.  Not that I'd be able to see the computers in a full screen flash advertisement with blinking lights, monkeys, and all that jazz, since they're sticking to the text-only advertisements.  Excuse me, Senator Figueroa, but how exactly is this "like having a massive billboard in the middle of your home"?  I think this California senator is confusing Google with Yahoo.  There's a difference... Google rocks, and well, Yahoo doesn't.<BR><BR>Finally, last time I checked, Google wasn't planning on forcing you to use their free email service.  Hopefully once GMail is open to the public, these overly loud critics will see that people are choosing to use the service, and don't need legislation to protect them from a not so bad privacy policy.  Can't we all just go back to hating Microsoft?]]>
And the europeans think having backup tapes of you email server is bad?
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<title>Happy Easter, Everyone / 21st Birthday, Me</title>
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<issued>2004-04-11T06:36:21Z</issued>
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<created>2004-04-11T06:36:21Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">The title says it all, really....</summary>
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The title says it all, really.
Stupid coinciding events
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<title>Best Budget Defence Ever</title>
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<issued>2004-04-09T17:33:06Z</issued>
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<created>2004-04-09T17:33:06Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Last night, Florence and I had to undergo the trials and tribulations known as the SU budget defense. Historically, this...</summary>
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<![CDATA[Last night, Florence and I had to undergo the trials and tribulations known as the SU budget defense.  Historically, this is where you take your poor, defenseless budget to a five minuting meeting with one or two budget representatives.  You must then answer all their questions, such as "Justify your group's existence.  Why shouldn't we just smite you here and now?" After sufficiently demeaning your student group, they tell you that $200 is a huge request, and that SU is probably going to cut all but 10 cents.  Then they promise they'll do their best to make sure you get at least 9 cents, just to get you to leave.<BR><BR>Then, weeks/months/years later, these two people (who care nothing about your group) have to go and defend your budget for you in front of all of SU.  During an intense interrogation in a darkened smoky room, they're barraged with questions such as "Why does this student group need air?  Do they think it grows on trees or something?"  Having completely no interest in prolonging the meeting by arguing, your ever faithful budget representatives merely answer "I dunno, I think they said something about breathing or something.  I guess they really don't need it."  Then the meeting is adjourned, and they all go out and kill some puppies for fun.<BR><BR>As you can see, the whole budget processes is very unkind to many <a href="http://restech.wustl.edu/~itsa/">student groups</a>, and I may hold a slight grudge.  This year, however, was different.  First, our two budget representatives were in our debt, since we agreed to reschedule the meeting from Saturday to Thursday.  Second, they were both rather perky<!-- and cute too! --> and actually interested in our budget<!-- and did I mention that they were cute? -->.  We spent some time talking about how SU probably won't fund all our food requests, but then they worked a bit on shuffling things around to get ACM as much as money possible.  They even asked about some questionable items, and took notes of our answers.  Finally, one of them wanted to know if she could use our budget as an example budget for next year's treasurer's guide booklet.  Clearly, if our budget is good enough to be used as an example budget, then the chances of SU showering us with money are pretty good.  Thanks, this year's budget defense reps!]]>
It was actually a pleasant experience!
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<title>Yay lasers</title>
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<issued>2004-03-23T19:43:00Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">This is the coolest thing ever (well, in the last five minutes at least). In short,&quot;The newspaper said police were...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<A HREF="http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/03/23/ritz.casino.ap/index.html">This</A> is the coolest thing ever (well, in the last five minutes at least).   In short,<BLOCKQUOTE>"The newspaper said police were investigating whether [the scammers] had used a laser scanner inside a mobile phone to calculate the speed of the ball on [the roulette] wheel and its likely resting place"</BLOCKQUOTE>I didn't know you could place bets once the ball was in motion, but the idea of using a laser to measure the ball's speed and then predict it's final position is pretty cool.  Why are we doing important research like this in the lab?  Lewis the Professional Gambler, if you will.]]>
Lasers are indeed the coolest thing ever
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<title>Time for another post</title>
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<issued>2004-03-22T06:28:06Z</issued>
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<created>2004-03-22T06:28:06Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">But I still have nothing new to say. Why don&apos;t you look at some pretty pictures of mine instead?...</summary>
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<![CDATA[But I still have nothing new to say.  Why don't you look at some <A HREF="http://www.cs.wustl.edu/~jdt1/vision/lab3/texture3.html">pretty pictures</A> of mine instead?]]>
Really.  No news at all.
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